February 2012
I know everyone’s upset about Noel possibly leaving twitter, but don’t be he’ll be back. He always is x
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Fuck education, let's all start a band.
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did anyone else notice the the head shamans wife...
intergalactichermaphrodite:
modwolvesinponchos:
also,paula in the dinner party episode of IT crowd!
Yeah, I noticed that after the first episode. She’s also the one in that video where she asks Noel if he’s a lesbian.
i’m in the mood to be all arty and make things and do creative stuff x
The songs of good news...
little-russellhoward-things:
Daily Mail cancer song.
Polite Rap.
Animal Abuse Song.
The Nick Clegg Musical.
Asbo Tot.
World Cup Song.
God save the queen.
Cheryl Cole and Pot bellied men.
Man has sex with Dog.
Norwich Chant.
awh i’m losing followers :( What am I doing wrong my beauties?
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Awh any doctor who fans need to look at this. It is one of the cutest things ever.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/84356887/wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-mini-journal?ref=cat1_gallery_33
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aimtolooseweight:
Anything that has ‘cake’ in is bad for you: Birthday cake,Chocolate cake, Pancake, Cupcake, Sponge cake the list goes on. Happy panCAKE day!
Bullshit. Rice CAKES aren’t bad for you. Oh my god don’t post shit like this when it’s quite clearly wrong. And as it goes there’s only about 70 calories in one plain pancake. Dick.
what’s this map crunch airport thing I DONT GET IT
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1) are you ready for the 120 questions?
Yes.
2) was your last relationship a mistake?
No.
3) do you miss your last relationship?
Not really.
4) who did you last say "I love you" to?
Not sure actually.
5) do you regret it?
No
6) have you ever been depressed?
Yeah.
7) are you a boy or a girl?
Girl
8) are you insecure?
very.
9) what is your relationship status?
Single : )
10) how do you want to die?
Probably in my sleep
11) what did you last eat?
Strawberries!
12) have you played any sports today?
I did ten mins of jogging if that counts?
13) do you bite your nails?
No!
14) when was your last physical fight?
Never!
15) do you have an attitude?
Yes.
16) do you like someone?
I dont know yet.
17) what is your real name?
Lauren Elizabeth Clayton
18) have you ever read a book cover to cover?
Yeah
19) are you gonna get high later?
No ahahaha.
20) do you hate anyone at the moment?
Yes!
21) do you miss anyone?
Kinda.
22) twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Neither! Spaghetti makes me gip x
23) do you tan a lot?
Not really.
24) do you have any pets?
Yeah three cats a selection of tropical fish and an aquatic frog, ha.
25) how exactly are you feeling?
Bit shit but yeno, it'll pass.
26) have you ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yeah
27) ever made out in a bathroom?
Nope
28) good driver?
I don't drive, yet!
29) are you scared of spiders?
Yeah : (
30) would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yeah I think so.
31) do you regret anything from your past?
No!
32) what are your plans for this weekend?
Chill tonight, then jog tomorrow, then off out tomorrow night.
33) do you wanna have kids?
Yes!
34) did you ever kiss anyone whose name starts with an A?
Erm no I dont think so.
35) do you type fast?
Quite
36) do you have piercings?
Two - ears & belly button
37) want anymore?
Kinda.
38) can you spell well?
I think I don't do a bad job ;)
39) do you miss anyone from your past?
Family really.
40) what are you craving right now?
To be thiinnnnn
41) ever been to a bonfire party?
Yeah
42)ever been in a band?
No but you have o idea how much i wanna be!!
43) have you ever been on a horse?
Yep!
44) kissed someone in a moving vehicle?
No.
45) have you ever broken someone's heart?
Erm... I don't think I have.
46) have you ever been cheated on?
No! : )
47) have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Erm, I don't think so.
48) are you thinking of someone right now?
Naaaaat really.
49) would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yeah why not?
50) what should you be doing?
Coursework or sutin
51) what's irritating you right now?
The fact that losing weight requires shit tonnes of exercise, and the fact I have college on monday.
52) have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
No. Well, maybe Noel and co? Because I know I cant have them. Nobody I know, know, though.
53) does somebody love you?
Nah, well friends and fam but that's it.
54) what is your favourite colour?
Black?
55) have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Yeah
56) milk chocolate or white chocolate?
Milk.
57) do you have trust issues?
Sort of
58) best friends name?
Don't just have one best friend.
59) 2nd best friends name?
...
60) 3rd best friends name?
...
61) longest relationship?
Erm a few months I suppose. Longer but it was on off I guessssss.
62) do you believe your most recent ex still thinks about you?
Yeah.
63) who was the last person you cried infront of?
My mum and my dentist! How embarrassing!!
64) do you give out second chances to easily?
no.
65) is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive I suppose..
66) is this year the best year of your life?
No!
67) what was your childhood nickname?
Boz! I do not know how my parents created that from Lauren!
68) have you ever walked outside completley naked?
No
69) favourite food?
Chocolate! Orrrrr boiled egg on toast, that's my current fave!
70) do you believe everything happens for a reason?
yus.
71) what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Texted someone night hahahah, i'm sad.
72) did you have a dream last night?
Yes, i finnnnk i did.
73) what is bothering you?
Weight/appearance, that sort of shit.
74) have you ever been out of state
whut
75) do you play the wii?
Sometimes
76) are you listening to music right now?
Yes! XFM FTW
77) do you like chinese food?
Very much so!
78) who are you texting right now?
Nobody, my phones upstairs! An almost unheard of occurrence!
79) are you afraid of the dark?
sorta
80) is cheating ever okay?
No...
81) are you mean?
Can be
82) can you keep white shoes white?
No I am rubbish
83) what year has been your best?
Erm when i was teeny I think
84) do you believe in true love?
Yes
85) favourite weather?
Hot hot hottttttttt
86) do you like the snow?
Yeah its pretty, but i dont like going out in it!
87) does it snow a lot where you live?
Not a lot.
88) do you like the outside?
Yeah.
89) are you currently bored?
Nosir.
90) do you wanna get married?
I'm not sure, I think just loving someone is enough without the massive expense of a wedding, you shouldn't have to spend lots of money to show someone you love them, when you know you know, also I don't believe in god or anything like that so it would be a tad silly wouldn't it.
91) is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No!!!!!!
92) are you hungry?
A bit.
93) have you ever made out for more than half an hour straight?
No hahah
94) what makes you happy?
Lost of things!
95) would you change your name?
I hate my name because its really boring but i dont know whether i could ever change it
96) ever been to Australia?
No : -(
97) ever been to England?
Well I live in England so...
98) do you watch the news?
Yep
99) what's your zodiac sign?
Leo!
100) do you like subway?
yus
101) would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
No.
102) your friend likes you, what do you do?
Depends which friend dunnit.
103) do you talk like your friends?
Not really.
104) why did you decide to do this quiz?
Because I saw it on facebook and thought ooh i'll do that
105) have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
Yeah
106) do you have a friend who you can act your complete self around?
Yeah nearly all of them I think!
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Chris!
108) do you feel good?
Not really, but not bad yeno.
109) who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeerm, Matthew I suppose, although it's never thaaaaaaat deep. I'm not really that deep to be honest. I like bright colours and soft fabrics ;)
110) favourite lyrics right now?
Theres so many!!!!! Anything by Kasabian, they're amazing
111) can you count to one million?
I'd get distracted.
112) are your finger nails painted at the moment?
No : -(
113) favourite number?
7
114) favourite animal?
Cats!
115) if you could pick two people your own age or younger to be stuck with on a stranded island with, who would it be?
Erm, Loren aaaaaaaaaand Matthew I think. I don't know. Panda's gonna read this and be well jel ;)
116) are you a hunter?
No its horrible
117) tall or short?
Too tall fucking hate it
118) favourite subject at school?
History!
119) what 5 people do you trust the most?
Pands, Matthew, Loren, my mummer aaaand erm Chris I suppose.
120) who do you think has amazing hair?
NOEL FIELDING. x
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Noel Fielding reading a letter from Russell Brand... →
One of my fave videos ever :’) So cute x
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“Psychedelic, quadrophenic insanity mixed with boooold intransigents, parsnips,...”
– Rich Fulcher, (Luxury Comedy in 10 words.)
Watching The Velvet Onions documentary on Luxury Comedy made me love Noel, Dave, Tom, Mike & co even more than I already did.
Gonna get ready and go up to the highstreet yet again, to buy chocolate for treats and cucumber. Interesting i know. Might even buy another shitty magazine, you never know. Then I’ve got to get a prescription and find some work experience, what a boring day! Oh and gonna confront mum about quitting lit. Hmm. X
Reading Hurts
treesquirrrel:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
Have tweeted closer, twats.
Last post was from closer mag which i bought this afternoon. Read that and nearly had a coronary! Like a few of you said (and sorry i can’t reply individually in on y phone) he’s not even drinking! Will be emailing closed to complain! (I know, very sad, but it gets on my tits when people are lied about) x
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
